The Legend of the Pink Hood
 

High above the bustling streets of the Solana concrete jungle lived PEKUU. He was a frog of simple tastes: he hated moving, and he loved being comfy. His uniform was legendary—a glorious, bright pink hooded robe that he hadn't taken off since the last bull run.

While other crypto-anons were stressing over charts and utility, PEKUU was usually debating whether ordering a second pizza counted as "exercise."
 

One afternoon, while trying to find a cartoon stream on his laptop, his Cheeto-dusted finger slipped and accidentally hit the "Launch" button on Pump.fun.
 

Suddenly, green candles started printing. The chat went wild. "WHO IS THE DEV?" they screamed.

PEKUU just yawned, pulled his pink hood tighter over his head, and mumbled, "Too lazy to rug, too comfy to sell." He went back to sleep as the market cap soared. The ultimate diamond hand, born purely out of sloth.